It’s been a while since I have added to this blog and I apologize for that. It isn’t that people have stopped being stupid, I just got a little lazy. I’m back now and I could not have asked for a better story than the following:
Apparently in Pasadena, Texas a woman decided on her dinner fare out of anger. As the story goes, the woman was arguing with her former spouse about some jewelry that he had given her but then decided to take back. Now all you guys out there take note, NEVER MESS WITH A WOMAN’S JEWLERY. This guy got lucky that she didn’t cut off a part of him and fry it up.
No instead she broke into his new apartment, grabbed a zip lock and took his seven goldfish home for dinner. Not to join her for dinner mind you but to BE dinner. A little garlic, some shallots and little fish tank Nemo and friends fell victim to a woman hungry for jewelry. The story says that by the times the cops got there four of the gold (en brown) fish were still in the frying pan. The woman had apparently already downed three of them. (perhaps with a nice Chianti?)
So guys the next time you think about taking that ring back from your ex remember the gold fish and hide the dog.
Visit http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33088053/ns/us_news-weird_news/ for the whole story, truly, I couldn’t make this stuff up.
