Call 911…oh wait that’s me!

Your wedding day is one of those days that live in your memory forever. The white dress, the flowers, the music, the friends and family who come to see you off into the land of “I do”….it is the stuff of Hallmark cards…that is until someone pulls your hair out.
Last week in Herbon, Indiana a woman barreled her way into a wedding reception where she wasn’t invited. Sure she was the sister of the bride but then we all have family members we don’t want to have to deal with on such an important day…especially if that family member jumps you on the front porch and pulls clumps of your hair out in an effort to “talk” to you. I don’t know about any of you but that ain’t talking…that’s assault.
As the story goes the sister says that she showed up to talk to the bride about family issues however once she made it onto the porch she preceded in taking out the bride’s hair and then in a scene reminiscent of Bride Wars, she took the bride down, wedding dress and all. It appears that there are some unresolved anger issues here. The attacker says that she didn’t attack the bride despite five other people who witnessed it. The police arrested the sister and the bride went on about her wedding day festivities although with a little less hair….the attacker, (and this is where it gets ridiculous….) she bailed out and quit her job….as a 911 dispatcher. You would have thought she would have learned something from incoming assault calls…like hey, you can get arrested for that….