Ok, today's piece comes from West Virginia so you know it'll be interesting....(face it West Virginians, you 'all breed em a little on the high tempered side)
Guy Jones, a resident of Sissonville, WV went out drinking with his buddies last Friday night. Now this wasn't a new thing for Guy, hell, he did it all the time but on this particular night something in the man snapped. Guy came home to his wife, Beverley, rip roaring drunk. According to police Guy walked into the house and saw that dinner was not on the table and went nuts. He busted the furniture, he broke the dishes, he destroyed the glass knick knacks...Guy had lost his mind. Beverly says she pleaded with him to stop but he just kept smashing things and screaming "where is my dinner".
Finally, out of breath, Guy stopped and looked at Beverly and asked one more time, "where is my dinner woman?!" (Yes he actually used that phrase) Beverly, irritated by all the damage Guy had done, told him he'd have to cook it himself. Guy then did the one thing that truly shoves this story over the stupid cliff....he told his wife to get out and he burned his own house down. I'll bet dinner is going to be a bit later now...... Guy's wife says they will now be headed to divorce court, "as fast as their legs can carry them there". Guy...you should have ordered take-out.
Drinking with buddies till you fall down....$150
Divorce from wife...............................$200
The look on Guy's face when he gets his first meal in prison...priceless!
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